So some of us may wonder, how to keep a happy and healthy relationship for as long as fifteen MONTHS? Well, here are a list of things me and my relationship provider (aka "boyfriend") do that might help you to survive a relationship that you want to keep.
No. 1
Constant tickling.
Whether you are walking on the street or sitting in the coffee shop or sleeping in bed, as long as your hands are free, tickle your partner. Why? Tickle makes them laugh and smile, everyone "enjoys" it. And of course we want our partners to be happy, right?
(oh, did I forget to mention that tickle also makes people very obedient? which totally makes you the alpha of this whole relationship thing.)
No. 2
Let Him do the chores.
While you do your make up and hair and trying on pretty jewellery and deciding what to wear. Let him wash the dishes, do the laundry and mop the floor. Girls get pretty, house gets cleaned and guys feel useful. Win win win!!!
No. 3
Stare blankly at there faces and pretend to listen if they ramble about boring sh*t.
So being in a relationship, you have to be part of your partner's life, which means that you have to listen to them talking about things they are interested in and their plans and jobs and dreams and goals and the list goes on. If they turn out to be boring (undoubtably) just smile and stare at them and relax your brain.
No. 4
Drinking always helps.
Enough said.
Sounds very familiar....
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